Help Thread.... Sugar Glider or Cloth+ Clubbing

Sigh as budget tight.. need to choose between 1... grr let have a compare between both of them:

1.Sugar Glider Joey aka Suggie

Estimated Cost: Rm500++
Why RM500.00? Suggies itself + cage rm330... it's accessory like hammock, bonding pouch, sleeping pouch, wheels and nutrition stuff etc... so it need rm500 ++

Commitment Period: 10~15 Years
A normal lifespan of a suggie is 10~15 years, like a companion of urs, accompany u walk through ur life for 10 years...

Advantage:
After u bond with the suggie, no problem for u to bring ur suggie out and yum cha with ur fren..but sure those people look at u with weird eyesight...then i will dia back..."mong~!, mei kin gor yan lik gor fei shue chut kai a? (tengok apa tengok, x pernah tengok orang ambik Suggie keluar yum cha ke?!)

Disadvantages:
1.Shit Pee and Fart.. lol'd
2.High Medical Cost and living cost... more expensive than a man
3.Fragile... need to have a smoke free dust free and yellow light enviroment and i poor in cleaning my room... haha

2. Cloth + Clubbing

Estimated Cost: rm300++(Firstimer)
New cloth estimate rm200+ and Entrance Fees rm100(make it for extra)

Commitment Period:
Club : one night(ngek ngek)
Cloth: Until it rosak, spoil, kong, kaput...

Advantage:
1.New cloth for CNY... Make new friends (indeed?)
2. Increase ur tolerance to liquor( not so easy kena dui lam by someone ?)

Disadvantage:
1.Poor enviroment .. smoke n liquor..bad for ur liver
2.Superficial!!