Bored a

Totally damn bored in the office. Where the stupid company has blocked some of the website like Frenster.com, Youtube.com, and those website that i normally visit... Luckily they din block blogspot.com, thx god~ due to that, i come out with this post.. where i find it from GOOGLE .

There is something that you can do when you are ABSOLUTELY FREE n BORED!
Let start off with lower Amusement Potential™ things 1st:
Option 1. Make Star Trek door noises
Description: Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Nonsense-ness: Stupid

Option 2. Try swallow your tongue
Description: There's not much to say about this one. Is it possible?
Nonsense-ness: Stupid

Option 3. Pretend you are a robot
Description: Walk around the office with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in or system error or etc, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.
Nonsense-ness: You dare?

Option 4. Scratch yourself
Description: Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Nonsense-ness: OK OK la~

Option 5. Repeat a word over and over until it loses its meaning
Description: Pick a random word out of a magazine, book or any website and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Nonsense-ness: I always practice this!

Option 6. Blink widely and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
Description: See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message?
Nonsense-ness: Perhaps ur boss might think u r sleeping? *DukDuk* -You Are Fired!-

Here come higher Amusement Potential™ things:
Option 7. See how long you can hold a note
Description: Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.
Nonsense-ness: I got nothing to talk wor...

Option 8. Use your secret mind power
Description: Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.
Nonsense-ness: Can send to Tanjung Rambutan™ already

Option 9. Pretend to be a car
Description: Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Nonsense-ness: In this mean of hour, Weng Lam will try to tell you, em moi wan dak mou, bodoh~ (Dun play-play can a, stupid)

Option 10. Look at something for awhile, shut ur eyes, and study after image
Description: Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Nonsense-ness: Erm, photoshop the picture/image without photoshop?

Option 11. Rate passers by
Description: Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.
Nonsense-ness: I always practice this with picky, well sure not in the office la.. haha